NOW LETS KEEP ANDERSON COOPER HONEST....SHALL WE?
Now Anderson Cooper said he wanted Snookie but coming from Anderson Cooper, we all know that his decoded tongue really was saying "I want THE SITUATION!"
Well we really didn't need Larry King to nick name the CNN ghetto Diva trapped in a white man's body, Anderson Cooper, to start calling him MISS. Cooper for us to pretty much know that he was a Queen on a rag. I mean, his entire news cast is nothing but typical gossip of a desperate cable news queen, with one foot in the studio and the other foot stuck at The Rage on Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood at all times. Could Anderson Cooper be in that "log cabin?"
Anderson Cooper lives his life like he is waiting for Billy Bob to pour a party ball of beer on his T-shirt and expects to hear unending applause from an audience, which only exist in his mind's eye, as his T-shirt clings to his man nipples.
So, after Rachel Maddow did one of her ground breaking shows on MSNBC, I flipped to Fox & of course Greta was doing her usual show on some cat being rescued by a New York fireman after being stuck in a tree for 12 hours up in Tarrytown, NY and then to really bore myself to sleep, I always end up at CNN because that will for sure be a lullaby to get me sleeping like a baby. But this time it was different and I wondered what was different about CNN tonight than any other night? Then I noticed that Cooper was getting gayer and gayer by the second.
First he started showing pictures of himself, as a child, in some Liberace hybrid Liza Minnelli or Elizabeth Taylor outfit, with sequins, fur and the whole nine yards.
Next, he started talking about the ab muscles on David in Italy, a sculpture by Michelangelo, while playing clips of Jersey Shore &whining about not seeing enough of sex as the clips were being shown of the "GUYS" of Jersey Shore unpacking in their bed room.
Cooper's Many Many Mens!
(Cooper's VODKA & Cranberry cocktail)
Finally, Cooper had a moment with some guy who was urinating at his door and this guy's cock made such an impression in Cooper's mind, that he just had to take to the airwaves on CNN and speak about how this wonderful gift from God, delivered a man directly to his door step & this "man" had such an impressive "male membrane" that Cooper had to broadcast, his great luck over the weekend, to the nation.
Cooper said it was Je ne sais quoi cock, which means that he just didnt know how to describe it. Cooper was so impressed that he went BI......lingual on us.
A man "peeing drunk" aka "Cooper walked outside and had cock-on-demand at his door step" and it could have been many many mens, that just showed up and whipped it out for him, at his door. I bet Anderson slept good that night because it evidently was raining "drunk-door-step-cock" for Cooper....at his place in New York.