Nicolas Duplessis
Michelle, He and Him.
Who is Michelle Robinson? Poor Michelle Robinson aka Michelle Obama. What can you do when you have kids for a man that also has a boyfriend? Well, I guess you could pack your short skirts and family, then take off to S. Africa and conduct interviews, like Michelle has been doing all week.
Like I said, if I was a woman, there aint no way that I would be dealing with Hussein Obama and his boyfriends. Once a woman has a kid for a man, they get trapped for life. This is why women shouldn't be going around having babies with a man, that cant even show you his birth certificate! Emmmmmmmm. What kind of black woman do shit like this? Emmmmmmm
I have seen Michelle Robinson conduct two interviews from S. Africa and not only is she a bad liar, when she says that she believes in her man's policies but she came across as a bit stand offish, when pressed about her man's policies.
Now, Michelle Robinson is a woman that is competitive to a fault. When Michelle was hoola hooping in Nevada with Harry Reid and a bunch of little school girls, Michelle didn't even let the school girls win the hoola hoop contest but instead she won! Michelle Robinson is only with Hussein Obama because she cant stand to loose and we saw her in action, during the Presidential Elections, when she went after Hillary Clinton after Hillary's poll numbers picked up and came a little too close to her man.
Michelle Robinson has a brother that is an athletic coach in Seattle, Wa. so she is from a family that is just competitive and she was raised to be competitive, by any means necessary. But this doesn't seem to be the case when it comes to loosing her man to Rahm Emanuel. I mean, this triangle between Obama, his boyfriend and his wife is all too obvious unless you are a dumb ass.
Allow me to explain just what is happening with Rahm, Obama and Michelle.
Michelle-vs-Rahm: Dueling TV Interviews by Obama's Lover & Wife.
Michelle Robinson woke up in yet another empty bed without her husband in South Africa. She heard the mating calls of the male African orangutans looking for some early morning monkey booty, far off in the distance. She stared at the still packed suitcases on the floor, as she walked over and felt the silk of yet another useless Victoria Secrets outfit, that she had planned to wear for Obama back in the U.S.
As she walked to the bath room, she caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror and thought she saw a gray strand of hair sprouting up from her scalp. She hurried to the bath room mirror to get a closer look at herself and wondered if her Black Clairol Hair Color Dye was still matching her own natural black hair or was it time for a touch up.
Michelle walked back to the bed room and grabbed some Shea CoCo Butter, and applied it to her knees, while looking at a photo of Obama, which was resting in the suitcase, over her unused Victoria Secrets outfit, before closing her eyes, so that Obama's image would be embedded in her mind's inner sight. Oh how Michelle wished that it was her man's hand rubbing her legs with the CoCo Butter.
Rahm:
Mean while back in Chicago, Rahm was rising for his morning routine and definitely not in the mood for his Yoga class, due to the late night conversation with Obama. Being the Mayor of Chicago was much too slow and boring for Rahm and the days appeared to get longer and longer for him. Rahm just didn't think the whole Mayor of Chicago thing through and how it meant being so far from Obama. Rahm was used to having Obama-On-Demand, fighting Obama's battles and bullying members of Congress to make sure that his man would be a successful President.
Rahm thought for a second about what life would be like if Michelle wasn't in the picture and how fun it would be to raise his kids with Obama's kids,,,I mean Lenny Kravitz had a Jewish Father and Black Mother and he turned out all right.
(If Michelle doesnt step her game up she will loose her man cuz Obama is just sitting back and taking all of Rahm in, from head to toe.)
Rahm got out of the bed and adjusted his package because it shifted the wrong way in his boxer briefs, which always appeared to happen to him in the mornings after midnight phone calls with Obama. Rahm, like so many men, propped himself against the wall and assumed a wide stance because his morning condition, after a phone call from Obama the night before, didn't allow for flexible urination at the toilet.
While in one of his Israeli Military stances, Rahm caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror and wondered if his hair was getting just a little too gray. He had often bitched at Obama about not keeping up his look and allowing the press to photograph him with graying hair and now Rahm, being Mayor of Chicago, had to make the adjustments of looking after himself & his own cosmetic PR image due to the Chicago Press.
Rahm leaned in closer and wasted about three hours counting the gray hairs on his head, because he had a certain personal gray hair count maximum and if the number of gray-hairs, on his head, exceded 25,000then he knew that it was time for a touch up. (The average human head hair count is about 100,000)
The Show Down.
Michelle Robinson heard the South African hotel door buzz and figured that it was the room service guy bringing up her coffee. Normally Michelle would just yell out for the hotel employee to leave it at the door but being that she was in S. Africa with out Obama, this time she decided to answer the door and check out if the grass was greener on the other side of the fence and besides, Obama had kept her waiting for a phone call which he never made.....to her.
On the other side of the door, stood a mahagony Black African man with a British Accent. The guy had a thin waist and gave her that black man crooked smile, the way that all black men appear to do when they see an attractive woman. Michelle had forgotten to tie her robe as she tipped the man and shut the door, but that crooked smile was enough male attention to satisfy her needs, which were not being met by Obama. How long could Michelle continue to do this to herself? How long could she keep up this facade?
There was an interview with some South African White Reporter and Michelle already knowing how ruthless the S. African and British Press were during interviews felt herself fighting the temptation to skip doing press all together but not wanting to make head lines or be called a "difficult black woman" she squeezed her South Carolina American Hips into a pair of True Religion Jeans before catching herself and realizing that she was safer in dressing like Ca. Senator Diane Fienstein, which meant looking like a cast member from the old tv show, Bewitched.
How Michelle hated her life and what her role meant to her woman hood. How she hated being a political show girl but the guilty finger of her Southern Negro grand-mother was conjured up in her head with a voice saying, "please your man."
Her Southern Negro grand mother's voice grew louder in Michelle's head saying again, "Please dat there man you got over there Michelle, he even got that good lite skin."
Michelle took a seat across from the S. African Reporter and found herself trying to convince the reporter that she supported her husband's policies but her voice cracked and Michelle appeared to be floating outside of her body, as she looked at this black woman giving an interview, and wondered if she could even recognize herself anymore.
Had she been lying to the public for so long, in defense of her husband, that some where along the way, she even started lying to herself about who he was?
Rahm: CNN Interview on 06.29.2011
Rahm not to be out done by Michelle, popped his multi-vitamins and warmed up with some plie ballot moves at the CNN studios.
Rahm was preparing for his own interview with CNN's Wolf Blitzer. Wolf Blitzer pressed Rahm about phone calls to Obama and Rahm, being very careful in his word choice, admitted that he did speak to Obama....as friends but the adoring love was written all over Rahm's face.
The shine which Rahm radiated, whenever he heard the words "President Obama" almost came through like a giddy freshman school girl dating a senior, who was on the foot ball team. Rahm knew that Michelle was out of the country and even if he couldn't be with Obama, in person, he could send him down low signals across CNN's airwaves.
When Rahm was asked about Ma. Gov and zombie, Mitt Romney, Rahm pretended that he had never heard of Mitt Romney because he was so insignificant but in reality Rahm was still bitter over the double vacation to Hawaii, which Obama took with Romney last year and when Wolf Blitzer didn't buy the "I never heard of Mitt Romney" line, Rahm referred to Mitt Romney as only being "that man from Massachusetts."
Could Rahm still be a little bitter over that vacation? I mean, whose to say that Obama wasn't playing Rahm like he was playing Michelle?
Rahm even went so far as hinting that he would kick Mitt Romney's Ass if he didn't stay away from Obama, when Wolf Blitzer asked Rahm about being scared of Romney. Rahm confused this question with being physically scared of Romney, when Wolf was really asking if Romney was a political threat. But none the less, Rahm was ready for a cock fight, if it meant defending Obama.
Rahm was defending his Obama and his man's policies. But was it Obama, that Rahm wanted to impress with his loyalty or was it a challenge to Michelle Robinson? A challenge for her man.
Who will win Obama's heart? Will Obama choose Rahm or Michelle?
To Be Continued.