By Nicolas Duplessis
After having a heart to heart talk with Oprah and doing some holistic candle burning, we saw Michelle head back to the U.S. and standing proudly by her man's side for his 4th of July speech. While, she wore her care free hoop ear rings and a casual but smart sun dress, I noticed that her smile appeared a bit forced while viewing the footage of her on MSNBC.
Michelle Robinson has been in the media alot lately for what the public is viewing as her being a hypocrite. Here she is pimping GMO corporate food for the DOLE Corporations and hoola hooping in Nevada, to push her message about staying in shape but yet her husband, Obama, has given McDonalds, the worse GMO cancer causing food company in the world, a waiver in his health care bill, plus Michelle Robinson was busted eating a big cheese burger and fries, which was a matter for debate on Fox News this week.
But why is Michelle Robinson comfort eating? Could this be about Michelle not getting any lovin at home from Hussein Obama? Could it be that the weight of being married to a bi-sexual Muslim man, with a jewish boyfriend, is finally taking a toll on her mind and spirit?
Let me walk people through the events that led up to Michelle Robinson eating that cheese burger.
Michelle arrived back to the White House and looked around as if disconnected from reality. The White House, was merely a house for Michelle but it would never be her home. In fact, Michelle Robinson hated the White House so much that she simply left it the way she found it after moving into that house of horrors, which means that Laura Bush's interior design preferences was exactly how Michelle preferred to keep it because she knew that it was all a fraud.
Michelle Robinson was trying to be a modern Big City black woman and that means being not only a feminist but also anti Laura Bush, which amounts to hating the whole Stepford Wife scene but she also saw the beauty in being a woman that knows how to decorate and bake a Betty Crocker Pie.
What good was it being a career woman anyway? At the end of the day Michelle knew that even with all of her work, she still ended up the thing which she most feared of becoming, which was not only a Stepford Wife but a phony one. One that had to keep up a front........ a political front. A show. She was a girl putting on a political show for her man. Yes, Michelle was a political show girl. And she hated it!
(Michelle Robinson transformed into Michelle Obama, by Bush Sr and the CIA. We call this look-The Black-ford Wife)
Perhaps if Michelle would have listened to her Southern Negro Grandmother, she would have a good man and a better life. Perhaps she would know how to bake an apple pie from scratch, put it in the window sill and still know how to rock a business suit. Perhaps, Michelle could be a whole woman with an authentic marriage instead of stressing over a life and man, that was only for a show that wasn't even playing in a theatre which she owned!
She sat down in the three way mirror and looked at all three images of herself and she thought, "this just isn't me" as she began to rub the Pink Lotion hair moisturizer, in hopes of soaking up all of the African heat out of her hair.
She slid out of her dress and let it fall down the full length of her long legs. Michelle thought about all of the drama which came with being a political showgirl and show stopper and how she just wanted to let it all go.
Those legs had taken Michelle very far in life and she knows that simply by unleashing them, that she could at least get some attention from Hussein Obama. But why, must it take a trip all the way to South Africa and having her legs broadcast all over the media wires, just to entice her husband?
Michelle wondered why her relationship with her own husband couldn't be more like the relationship that he had with Rahm. Rahm was simply allowed to just be and just by him being, he could command Obama's attention. Where had she gone wrong?
Michelle Robinson thought back to the night, when she spent hours applying her MAC makeup and waited on the bed with a pair of sheer panties and stiletto heels in hopes of getting some good lovin from Hussein but he simply got out of the shower and fell asleep.
In fact, Hussein Obama often went into the bathroom for hours with his crack pipe and the more that Michelle thought about it, the only times that she was able to move Hussein to get in the mood was the time when she stormed out of the room with his dress shirt on. Could her wearing a business dress shirt, remind Hussein of Rahm and could that be the reason that he had shown interest in her that one night? It all started making sense to Michelle.
The phone rang and it was Bush Sr. down in Texas, said the CIA Agent on the other end. It was a strange phone call because the CIA Agent didn't want to speak to Hussein Obama but instead he wanted to speak directly to Michelle. Bush Sr. wanted to ask Michelle if she would travel to California with him and attend the the funeral for former first lady, Betty Ford.
Things couldn't be going worse for Michelle. First, she has a revelation about having to dress like Rahm in the bedroom just to get Hussein Obama to perform and now this old white man wanted to drag her to some California desert hick town, to attend a funeral for a woman, which she didn't even know nor particularly like. This was Michelle's life and it was the life of a political show girl.
Michelle arrived in California State in a fitting tight black dress. A black dress that hugged her hips and fit on her like fine couture. She just wanted to let it all go. The foolishness of it all, had taken its toll and Michelle just wondered what it would be like to let herself go. Let herself go like Oprah had done. Why couldn't she eat a cheese burger and fries? Then Michelle thought back to her Southern Negro Grandmother and also to Oprah's words of wisdom to her, which Oprah delivered in South Africa over lunch.
Michelle's Southern Negro grandmother-"Gal, woman folks gotta be eating food too! Now if you want you some of dat there food, then you just go on right ahead and get you some of dat there food."
(Oprah and Michelle in black and silver, looking like they are going to a New Orleans Zulu Mardi Gras Ball)
Oprah-"Michelle you cant be glamorous 24 hours a day. That's why we have make up artist, digital enhancing and photoshop!" "Shit, sometimes on my ranch in Indiana, i would eat a whole two pizzas and sometimes it would be a few hours before The Oprah Show would tape, which is why I screened my audience and made them sign non disclosure contracts before coming into the studio." "I mean, they can always give me a waist line in the editing room!"
Michelle sat down in public and had her a cheese burger, fries, ice cream shake and didn't even care if the paparazzi were outside taking pictures. She knew that it would be all over Fox News but she didn't care because the comfort which she was not getting from her man, she found in that cheese burger. Yes, the cheese burger loved her......just like Oprah said it would.
Rahm
Obama walked pass Michelle, who was sitting in the mirror and putting pink lotion into her hair. He barely noticed that her sun dress was now off and sitting by her feet on the bedroom floor. Obama had walked into the bed room door and right into the bath room, where he always went to seek out privacy and handle his most intimate of business affairs. Obama went into the bathroom to call Rahm.
Mean while in Chicago, Rahm was adding names to his Chicago Political Hit List while having dinner which included a bowl of brown rice, steamed vegetables and Kosher Chocolate Milk. Rahm heard his blackberry go off and saw that it was Hussein Obama. Rahm jumped up and ran pass his kids and wife, to his inner sanctum, which was also the bathroom but rahm was smart enough to use the bathroom in the guest bedroom, to do any down low business.
Rahm, got out a bug detector, which his brother sent from The Spy Shop in Beverly Hills, to sweep the room and make sure that there were no Rupert Murdoch listening devices lurking about and after he secured the premises, it was only then that Rahm answered the call from his man.
Rahm greeted Obama with his usual low and soft sexy voice, "Hi Mr. President." It was very Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy,a game which Obama and Rahm often played in the Oval Office, when Rahm lived back in Washington DC. Obama was in a panic and he felt alone, so he had to call Rahm to handle his issues.
Hussein was nervous about having to work out a debt deal and fearful of the mafia bankers which placed him into office and were now holding a gun to his head, while these bankers demanded that he not do anything else until he pushed Congress to raise the debt ceiling and Obama explained to Rahm that this may stop him from having a rendezvous with Rahm in Tel Aviv, Israel.
Rahm jumped up in a fighting stance and began swinging at the air, while chanting "Kill" "Kill" "Kill" like a crazed Israeli working at a Gaza Check Point, that was known for suicide bombers. Rahm would not stand for no one stressing out Hussein Obama without his permission.
Rahm had to calm himself down because now that he was Mayor of Chicago, he simply couldn't be his man's personal body guard anymore. Instead Rahm had to think before he went looking to kick someones ass. Rahm had to macro and micro manage Obama's life via the telephone. Rahm had to "handle" the situation for Hussein Obama.
Rahm told Obama to shut up and listen. Rahm reminded Obama to turn on the shower head, to fool Michelle into thinking that he was taking a shower; so that the water would drown out his voice to anyone who may be trying to hear their private conversation. It was a trick that Rahm and Obama had done so many times before but Rahm knew that Hussein wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed and often had to keep reminding Obama about how to go about doing things.
Rahm could not have his man being so shaken and shook by people who were pressuring him to raise the debt ceiling and he dam sure could not have his man, bogged down with this issue, especially if it interfered with Obama being able to see him. Rahm thought for about two seconds on how to solve this problem for his man and came back with the words........"Executive Order."
Rahm explained to Hussein Obama, that there was a little known clause in the law, that Obama could use to raise the debt ceiling without having it approved by the US Congress. And Rahm said, "while you're at it, go ahead and ban guns with an Executive Order."
Rahm knew that the press about Hussein Obama arming Mexican Cartels was getting out of hand and a little too hype, so Rahm needed a way to shift the heat back onto American Gun Owners and blame them for gun violence. Yes! Rahm had solved all of his man's problems and now they could go back to being happy.
Obama was thankful and told Rahm that he wanted him back in Washington DC but Michelle started banging at the door and asking him what was going on and Rahm told him to hang up and delete his out going call logs, in case Michelle checks.
Rahm wanted to know what was up with he and Obama on the other level & when could they justify their love, but he would just wait until they got to Israel to answer these questions.
Update: Obama may use Executive Order on Debt Ceiling: http://www.bostonherald.com/news/us_politics/view.bg?articleid=1351202
Update: Obama uses Executive Order for gun control: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/obama-executive-orders-impose-new-gun-rules/
What happens next in this love triangle of Michelle, Rahm and Hussein Obama? To be continued.

