(My mother is "fussin" about my writings on Anderson Cooper and Laura Silsby saying they are doing "Gods work" so I deleted 2 post but I happen to enjoy this post so she will have to wait until I finish milking it. I have to keep in mind that mother is only 35% Black and the rest is Irish, Choctaw-French and Cherokee-so she may not "get it." I mean the woman voted for Bush!)
Is your home in foreclosure?
Have a badly run online business that is going belly up?
Have creditors taking you to court?
Have workers suing you for shady business practices and unpaid wages?
I am Laura Silsby, and I had all of the above problems before I up and went to Haiti!
Do not fear. If you become an American Baptist and attend an American Baptist Church, all you have to do is go through their slave trading program.
Being that the Haitians are at a very low point and going through such a hard time in their lives, now is a fabulous moment for us American Protestant Whites to move on in and get some black child slaves. The black children in Haiti are PLENTIFUL! This is surely a blessing by our Baptist American God at Central Valley of Idaho Church!
The Haitian slave trading program, will put you on the path to stealing children from parents in Haiti and then teach you how to exploit the children to get the most bang for your buck!
The American Baptist Church will raise funds for you to get to Haiti, since your broke, and the U.S. State Dept. will help you on your path once your in Haiti.
First thing that you must do is find out what other white American is trying to adopt kids in Haiti, call them 3 or 4 times, find out where the black child is hiding and then make an attempt to kidnap him or her.
If that doesn't work, simply go from village to village and flash a picture of Madonna until you find the most desperate parents and take as many kids, under 10 because they get the most money, and say that the Dominicans said you can build an orphanage in the D.R. when in reality your simply renting rooms at a hotel and really will sell them off to America.
But before selling your black slave cargo off, you must say that your a "well intentioned and good hearted" white American woman, who needs to feed the kids and ask for donations.
These donations, then can be used for paying off your mortgage, buying make up/shoes and getting an attorney to get you out of the labor dispute between you and workers from your last failed business.
This is the American Baptist Protestant Way of Haitian Slave Trading. You can even pass around a fake flier showing some Orphanage which really doesn't exist!
P.S. Anderson Cooper at CNN along with Hillary Clinton will provide "cover" for your racist and pathetic scam.
It's great to be white, Protestant and a modern day slave trader from AMERIKKKA!
Just contact the Central Valley Church in Idaho and Hillary Clinton for info on how to be a successful slave trader from AmeriKKKa in 2010! They helped me and I am sure they can help you!
Sincerely,
Laura Silsby-Slave Trader of Black Children
What are you waiting for? Just call up Central Valley Church of Slave Trading in Idaho and place your order! I placed an order for 9 black kids today on their answering machine!
I also called Hillary Clinton's line and told her that I expected complete protection, for my slave trading, by the U.S. Government of AmeriKKKa
(208) 888-4189
(208) 895-8968 (fax) Central Valley, Baptist Church of Slave Trading in Idaho.
U.S. Department of State (Slavery Promotion and Legal Defense of white Protestant slave traders in foreign countries)
2201 C Street NW
Washington, DC 20520
To Contact Hillary Clinton's Comment Line: 202-647-6575
Tell Hillary that you need some black kids to pay off your bills-JUST LIKE LAURA SILSBY!
Don't listen to Mia Farrow, do it the Anderson Cooper, Laura Silsby, the Baptist Church and Hillary Clinton's way!!!!
Script for the U.S. State Dept when you call and ask for your blessing of Haitian Child Slaves: Note: (sound very cheerful and "white" while asking for your slavery blessing. Use the words "like" and "Oh My God!" alot to sound even "whiter") "Hi Hillary, Bill and U.S. State Dept. I am an American (say your race but it is always better to be white) and I am having financial difficulties. I heard all about what the Baptist and Laura Silsby were doing in Haiti. I would also like to profit off of stealing black Haitian kids. I would like to order 9 Haitian kids, under the age of 10 because I hear they can get me the most money. Please tell CNN and Anderson Cooper that I would appreciate their P.R. and propaganda about my clean image. I would also like to waste the tax payers' money by having Bill Clinton fly to Haiti to assist me in my slavery blessing from my Baptist God! Thanks so much U.S. State Dept & God Bless AmericaKKKa!"
Congrats! You did it! And I hope AmeriKKKa becomes the land of opportunity for you and your family also! Good luck & Praise the Baptist God!
UNICEF goodwill ambassador Mia Farrow has criticized as "deplorable" attempts to take children out of Haiti illegally after last month's devastating earthquake.